Most embarrassing sex momentsUploader: Bobby 25 days ago Subscribe 2130
And then I sneezed huge amounts of blood all over him. We went back to his place and it was immaculate — spotless, Patrick Bateman style. I decided my only option was to fish it out using a sandwich bag and then put the whole package in the big bin on our driveway. One night, a friend and I had taken some ecstasy and I ended up leaving the club and booty calling the guy. They were both masturbating and I planned to let them finish on my boobs. I ended up with a giant bruise on one of my knees. He cried and tried to take me to the hospital. Do you like us too?